golfbag: why?

Dear Parkdale,
I know you've got your own highly evolved sense of style, P-dale, but sometimes I just don't understand you. The pairs of shoes randomly scattered in the middle of the street every weekend? I get that - who doesn't like to take off their shoes in the middle of the street and leave them there every now and then? Abandoned furniture makes sense. But I have to admit I'm stumped by this weird old golf club carrying apparatus you left directly in front of the front steps of my house. Were you trying to tell me something? Is this some kind of sign from God? Sorry, but it disappeared about 15 minutes after I first noticed it (luckily someone who needed a weird old golfbag happened to be walking by, I suppose) and I never really figured out what I was supposed to do with it. Sorry, duders.
Take 'er easy,
Chico
２日前に手術後、はじめての散歩から帰ってきたときのこと。なぜかゴルフのバックがうちの入り口のど真ん中に置いてあるではないですか？なんで？？？夜にチェックしたところ、もうなくなってました。変なの．．．手術後、順調に回復してます。